Welcome to Gremlin Hunters Anonymous

This is the premiere stop for truth-seekers! Here we have all the latest findings, discoveries, and evidence on Gremlins. We all know that Gremlins secretly control the universe, but did you know how far it goes? These devious creatures have intercepted every aspect of your life! But I G.H.A have come to reveal the light on them! To drag the truth out to be seen by most! To treat the truth like an abusive dad, forcing their child to get bullied! This I will do and more! I shall liberate the planet from these bad freaks, and deliver justice like my wife delivered divorce papers!

                                                                                   FAQ

-Why gremlins? are u dumb?

because gremlins need to be seen, and stopped before the next economic collapse of Chad causes the total annihilation of the ocean.

-How will your update your readers?

I will update my victims with text, images, and perhaps video evidence of gremlins infecting everyday life! My readers will love hearing about the truth, or else.

-Do you have a disorder?

My doctor said I have scizofrenia, and that I need serious help. But he's a lying qwack that thinks the earth is flat. We all know that the earth is actually just god's nose.

-Who are you? How did you get in here? Security!

I am not allowed to share my true identity with anyone, if the goblins knew I was following them they would hunt me down. And I jumped over from the other buildings roof.

-Sir I'll have to ask you to leave

Nothings will stop me from finding the truth! I will always find the truth! I'll do whatever it takes to stop the gremlins from world domination! Even if I have to kiss your dad!

-What will your future posts look like

Here is an example!:

Here is my latest evidence. Pictured here is Joe biden President of the United Canada signing a deal with the Gremlins to allow them access to mcdonald's ice cream machines, in order to "fix" them. In reality the gremlins are planning to use this as a way of adding chemicals into your big macs that will make you highly susceptapul to being a femboy bottom. Doing so will allow the gremlins to market directly to chocolate manufactorors to gain their favor, leading to further conflict in Botswana.

 Truely Evil

                                                          Thank you for reading and continueing to read, zuc fi uoy t'nod I lliw kcil ruoy mub!